The Crooked Market
This is where the capitalism lives (yuck!).
But I do my best to make slightly strange, deeply useful stuff that will hopefully help you in your journey whether its one of healing or just developing your own practice.
If something catches your eye but it seems outside of your price range, message me and I'll make sure you get a version of it.
No velvet ropes, no gatekeeping—just a collection of creations made with care, curiosity, and a healthy side-eye toward the status quo.
Inside the Crooked Market, you’ll find:
📖 Downloadable books—thoughtful, witchy, and a little irreverent
🖨️ Printable tools for your rituals, routines, and “what am I even doing with my life” moments
📦 Physical books you can underline, spill tea on, and keep within arm’s reach
Everything here is made on purpose—with intention, humor, and the understanding that you get to decide what’s meaningful, what’s magical, and what actually works for you.
This is the main archive.
If you’re looking for printable workbooks, and other digital tools for your practice—this is where they tend to land first.
Clean. Organized. Slightly less haunted.
Same realm, different doorway.
If you prefer Etsy (or just like collecting things there), you’ll find many of the same digital offerings—zines, planners, and witchy resources—available for instant download.
For those who want something they can hold, dog-ear, spill tea on, and keep on their altar.
These are printed copies of select works, made to order and shipped directly to you. No middle step.
No printing at home. Just a book arriving like it was always meant to.
🕯️ A quick note from the back room🕯️ :
I used to sell handmade goods here—candles, ritual items, little physical enchantments. These days, I’m shifting those into small-batch and mass production for vendor festivals instead (think: in-person chaos, good vibes, and too many boxes).
If anything comes back with me unsold, I might list it here as a kind of “you found it” clearance situation—but I can’t promise consistency on that front.
If you’re hoping for something specific, though—custom candles, spell kits, hexenpuppe (hand-stitched poppets), ritual sprays, or something you don’t quite have a name for yet—reach out.
📬 millicent@weirdsisterswellness.com
Tell me what you’re thinking, and if it feels aligned, we’ll make something just for you.